Yes. I actually made it to Korea. Don't even attempt to lie to me. I know how many of you had bets going that I would chicken out and not get on the plane. I even know that quite a bit more of you had bets going that I would end up stranded in Japan because I would be too scared to get back on the plane. A person refuses to get on a plane ONE TIME and suddenly he or she is an "at risk" flier!
Apart from over packing and having to pay $380 in overweight/size luggage charges, my flight was quite pleasant. I boarded the plane, took 8 Xanax, and suddenly I was in Japan. Who knew it only takes ten minutes fly around the world?
Two more Xanax held my hand as I reboarded my plane and completed my journey to Seoul.
So yet another age old question as been answered.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootie Pop?
Three.
How many Xanax does it take to get Laura to Korea?
Ten.
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