Well, I have a new addiction in life: standing on stage with a spotlight and microphone, forcing innocent bystanders to listen to me talk about myself! I love it. It's like a hug from Jesus.
I've only performed my measly little 10 minute stand-up routine once, but in my mind, I am now a professional.
Now I go through life (meaning the last 5 days) saying things like, "Oh, I'm totally putting that in my set!" or "Yeah *stretches shoulders and neck to look cool* I'm doing stand-up these days, but I've only started within the last year (Not a lie, people!).
But seriously, living in Korea is beginning to take its toll on me, and I'm extremely homesick, so it's great to have a new hobby (sorry, I mean CAREER) to get my serotonin pumping!
I'll be performing this next weekend in Itaewon at Stand Up Seoul (Rocky Mountain Tavern, Friday night) and Sunday Night Live (Roofers, obviously Sunday night).
I like to think of myself as the Suzanne Sugarbaker of Seoul. So please come out and support your local self-involved, eccentric southern-belle.
Now, dear readers, I leave you with the poetic words of Robbie Hart....
"Well, I have a microphone, and you don't.
SO YOU WILL LISTEN TO EVERY DAMN WORD I HAVE TO SAY!"
