Nothing is, was, or ever will be as epic as Animal Combat 2009.
But now I am embarking upon a new challenge: AQUA ASSASSINS 2010! *cue Final Countdown music*
Aqua Assassins is a watergun assassination tournament and our version of STREETWARS, which is going on in various cities in the States at the moment.
At the start of the game you are given this critical information about your target:
Name
Home/work address
phone number
Your mission is to find and kill (by way of water gun, water balloon, super soaker, etc.) your target(s).
You can hunt your target down any way you see fit; you can pose as a delivery person and jack them when they open the door, disguise yourself and take them out on the street, etc.
If you are successful in your assassination attempt, the person you killed will give you their envelope and the person they were supposed to kill becomes your new target. This continues until you work yourself through all the players and retrieve the envelope with your name(s). Then you win. Cash…but first live in fear
I'm in it to win it, people! And I trust no one. I keep my water gun on me at all times. (even in the shower or on the toilet!)
I wish I could tell you more, but I can only reveal so much information. My assassin is out there waiting and watching, but those who know me best, know that I'm a sweet southern belle on the outside and a stealth ninja with cat-like reflexes on the inside.
As for my target, the person does not stand a chance, being much more pirate than ninja.
Give up now. I'm coming for you, t-arrrrgh-et!
The game ends Wednesday night. There are only 15 participants, so hopefully all my targets will be dead by then. After the award ceremony/mass funeral, I will post results, pics, videos, etc.
Sleep well, city of Geochang.
