Darcie, you're my BFF, and it's your DIRTY THIRTY!
Why are you my BFF? That's easy...
1. We have more inside jokes than there are people in the world.
2. One cannot use the adjective “ludacris” in your presence without you busting into rhyme.
3. Your eyes look pretty in the sun.
4. You enjoy a good wave.
5. I think that these days SSL stands for “Slightly Selfish Lesbian.” You’re getting better! ;)
6. You always drive.
7. You let me steal your socks.
8. You make me laugh more than anyone on the planet.
9. You’re always willing to help me declutter my life…by getting rid of pesky jobs.
10. Somehow, you make scrapbooking cool.
11. Two words: FOSSIL FUELS
12. As far as I’m concerned, your cup will ALWAYS runneth over.
13. I never worry about you laughing about me behind my back…you do it to my face.
14. “SERIOUSLY?”
15. Remember the time we saw George Strait? Me neither.
16. “Did she massage your butt? No? Me neither.”
17. RIP: John Lemmon and Rose Nylund
18. I know you secretly refer to your cell phone as a hand phone.
19. Two more words: STRIPES and POLKA DOTS….oops three words.
20. Who doesn’t love a tongue depressor picture frame?
21. Romeo and Juliet ain’t got nothin’ on us!
22. Midnight deviled egg party!
23. You’re a folded chip connoisseur.
24. You introduced me to the “best champagne ever!”
25. You’ve picked me up from airports and resorts.
26. We proudly saw the Backstreet Boys in concert…after graduating from college.
27. We got our first tattoos together, which makes us a walking best-friend cliché.
28. You’re one of the greatest mothers in the world
29. We are just like Sister Sledge.
30. You’re not a gay man, but you’re clean and hygienic, so I lovre you!!!!!!!!
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